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Push-Button Blood Collector
Painless, click and collect.
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The thyroid test that finds what TSH misses.
Built for the person your doctor stopped listening to.
$99$149
first month
Then $149/month. Skip up to 90 days. Cancel anytime.
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If this sounds familiar
You're not imagining this.
Most thyroid panels measure TSH and stop there. They miss the conversion patterns. They miss the antibodies that show up years before TSH moves. They miss the genetics that shape your personal setpoint. They miss the fact that your "normal" might not be normal for you.
That's the test failing — not your body.
- "My labs are normal but I feel like garbage."
- "I had to fight to be believed."
- "I can barely function."
- "I'm not lazy. I'm exhausted."
We built Testly Thyroid for that person. For you.
What ships to your door
Eight things, one box.
Everything you need to collect at home — laid out, labeled, and yours.
“A real kit. The same care a real lab takes — packed for your kitchen counter.”
Patterns most thyroid panels never look for
Most panels stop at the numbers. We start with what they mean.
Nine specific patterns. Written in plain language. With the science underneath. Every report draws four to eight findings from this set.
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Symptom Burden Exceeds Lab Picture
Your symptom burden is real, even when your blood markers don't show it yet.
Symptom-loop
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Conversion Pattern
Your body has a harder time converting T4 into the active T3 your cells use.
Hormone metabolism
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Cellular Transport
Your genetics affect how efficiently hormone reaches the cells that need it.
Genetic
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Individual TSH Setpoint
Your TSH sits in “normal” on paper — but your personal range is narrower than the lab's printed range.
Setpoint
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Genetic Baseline · Reassuring
Your genetics naturally run TSH higher than the textbook range — explains the “let's just watch it.”
Genetic
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Autoimmune Evidence
Antibodies are present and family history is positive — early autoimmune signal that can precede TSH changes by years.
Autoimmune
“Standard thyroid reference ranges were built from population averages, not from you.”
Vs. a standard thyroid panel
Not your average thyroid test.
Most panels start and stop at TSH. We don't.
“If your TSH is fine but you're not, this is the test you've been looking for.”
The longitudinal payoff
A snapshot is a snapshot. A timeline tells the truth.
One thyroid test gives you a single number. Twelve cycles in a row give you the story.
Your thyroid health, in 4D — depth, plus time.
Cycle 1.
Your baseline. Blood, genetics, starting point.
Cycle 6.
A trend line. Did the medication change move the needle?
Cycle 12.
A year of data. Every treatment, every season, every stretch of feeling-fine and feeling-off — visible, plotted, defensible in the exam room.
Why this is low-risk
Three reasons you can say yes today.
Skip up to 90 days
Any month, any reason. Right from your account.
Cancel any time
One click. No phone call. No retention process.
Money-back guarantee
If something isn't right with your order, we'll make it right. We'd rather refund you than keep you unhappy. See refund policy
Stop guessing about your thyroid.
$99 — $149 — first month. Code FIRST99 applied automatically at checkout.